†Jakky | Illinois | Interior Design | Childish | Insightful† ▲ ▲▲ The material on this blog is not consistent; In other words I post random bullshit that appeals to me. “Words only work to describe external events, internal experiences transcend language.” ♋ Tumblr (3.0; @nectarinemoans)http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe0a0bab90cf69ad90d87933bf7ca13c/tumblr_mlut3pC7Ir1qaksmjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51116311753http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51116311753Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbaihkDksE1qddppio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51115520969http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51115520969Wed, 22 May 2013 20:44:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8oz229nP1qlelf8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51096086177http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51096086177Wed, 22 May 2013 16:28:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/647cabe8394460432c109b859b96362e/tumblr_miei2dlIya1rn4gg0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dstroyed.us/post/51034735923" target="_blank">dstroyed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>≡</p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51092749114http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51092749114Wed, 22 May 2013 15:44:52 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovesexzodiac.tumblr.com/post/51030164583/10-things-a-cancer-hates" target="_blank">lovesexzodiac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ol><li><span>Too much heat</span></li> <li><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Itchy wool</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"> </span></span></li> <li><span>Having to sleep on the couch</span></li> <li><span>People who show up early</span></li> <li><span>People who are bad or sloppy dressers</span></li> <li><span>Being criticized in any way</span></li> <li><span>Violent movies</span></li> <li><span>Ungrateful children</span></li> <li><span>Losing their sunglasses</span></li> <li><span>People who steal the spotlight</span></li> </ol></blockquote> <p>1, 6 &amp; 8 are the only ones relevant to me.</p>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51090439905http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51090439905Wed, 22 May 2013 15:14:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6b1eeb91e4902b2d23bec37b57c36da/tumblr_mm7nuwgO0l1qf1p10o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55853131a910576820734cd074e64171/tumblr_mm7nuwgO0l1qf1p10o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thespacegoat.com/post/49499256186/o-accidentally-close-a-tab-ctrl-shift-t-reopens" target="_blank">thespacegoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><span>• </span><span>Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. </span><br/><span>• </span><span>Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with http</span><strong>s</strong><span>://</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Practice fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on Facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.</span><br/><span>• </span><span>When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.</span></small></p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51047514050http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51047514050Tue, 21 May 2013 23:11:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67ba24eff230f4317d83e68f175f93eb/tumblr_mj9up7w44W1qzesgmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51047263198http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51047263198Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:31 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gentlemanbones.tumblr.com/post/50401059471/zeldasboyfriend-me-flirting-you-cant-just" target="_blank">gentlemanbones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zeldasboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/50152515720/me-flirting" target="_blank">zeldasboyfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me flirting</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1569553e9c0368ec1f6fb1ab02b76857/tumblr_inline_mmmk7vEfss1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man</p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51047249259http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51047249259Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:19 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesockmonkeyrenegade.tumblr.com/post/50797088749/gracethelostgirl-lovewithyous" target="_blank">thesockmonkeyrenegade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gracethelostgirl.tumblr.com/post/50778650615/lovewithyous-carolineflack-how-do" target="_blank">gracethelostgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovewithyous.tumblr.com/post/41478573292" target="_blank">lovewithyous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carolineflack.tumblr.com/post/41478527574/how-do-you-make-a-guy-stop-texting-you" target="_blank">carolineflack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p>HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU</p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY <em><strong>START</strong></em> TEXTING YOU</p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/17908ca79b8ab02528a7e0e458d66845/tumblr_inline_mn1bkwk3Wa1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51045773473http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51045773473Tue, 21 May 2013 22:45:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27asaJQtq1qcxgsgo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-ttitude.tumblr.com/post/41366697674/worldfallsdown-unicorn-fish" target="_blank">a-ttitude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://worldfallsdown.tumblr.com/post/36539236188/pr3ttyhands0meawkward-jaxthevampire" target="_blank">worldfallsdown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unicorn-fish.tumblr.com/post/21090249503/pr3ttyhands0meawkward-jaxthevampire" target="_blank">unicorn-fish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joshishollywood.tumblr.com/post/21090208410/pr3ttyhands0meawkward-jaxthevampire" target="_blank">joshishollywood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them</p> </blockquote> <p>lol wat</p> </blockquote> <p>This will never stop being hilarious.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is amazing ahahahha</p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51045220360http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51045220360Tue, 21 May 2013 22:37:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef2023cc81cbb1db5c6587c2b6475fee/tumblr_mmq9uwOEcy1qcd230o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ibkodfashion.tumblr.com/post/50978828937/lukas-phillip-ziegele" target="_blank">ibkodfashion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lukas Phillip Ziegele</p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51044811031http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51044811031Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:37 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa2920f50bbfe0f472525ca79c249020/tumblr_mlb2xh7Wmn1qdovbqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unusualyoung.com/post/50792685459/kiko-mizuhara" target="_blank">unusualyoung</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Kiko Mizuhara</span></p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51044448058http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51044448058Tue, 21 May 2013 22:26:39 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51044161389" src="http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51044161389/audio_player_iframe/nectarinemoans/tumblr_mn2wv8Y4lc1sn4jt8?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnectarinemoans%2F51044161389%2Ftumblr_mn2wv8Y4lc1sn4jt8" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obvioustunicycle.tumblr.com/post/50883146813/everlasting-arms-vampire-weekend" target="_blank">obvioustunicycle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everlasting Arms | Vampire Weekend</p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51044161389http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51044161389Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42ed718b78edeeb7b6d9a8ac30e48ab0/tumblr_mn43hkOdOg1spgwpdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conthehill.tumblr.com/post/50925725718/thousands-of-naked-women-celebrate-in-mexico" target="_blank">conthehill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Thousands of naked women celebrate in Mexico City’s Zocalo plaza at the end of the photo session with photographer Spencer Tunick, on May 6, 2007. </span>(AP Photo/Dario Lopez-Mills)</p> </blockquote>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51043939016http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51043939016Tue, 21 May 2013 22:19:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lym7vdAcdv1r3ogmzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51043832202http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51043832202Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2d65c63e881b4dc6b7c10b99586a2a6/tumblr_mmo31cbULX1qcii3ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51043788831http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51043788831Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:48 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/823289e36c115f078d7fe1c451b628e3/tumblr_mn4k8e3qiA1qfxocho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/665fe443b9028cc4fc2f30c6b91ebb41/tumblr_mn4k8e3qiA1qfxocho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinnahearts.tumblr.com/post/50953987503/my-new-iphone-5-rilakkuma-case" target="_blank">cinnahearts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my new iPhone 5 & rilakkuma case ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡</p> </blockquote> <p>girl hook me up with the link</p>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51037147012http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51037147012Tue, 21 May 2013 20:56:22 -0500I NEED THIS SOMEONE PLS MY HEART<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/542074895840e25306e93b6007d21e18/tumblr_mieasa77tf1rkkidqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51036380680http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51036380680Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/701b180fcd84a27c61a42746bfd9da7e/tumblr_mn40xd9oOe1qm5fnfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/106a7819bfe0d86b84d39bc9d47f5e6d/tumblr_mn40xd9oOe1qm5fnfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64000af0ca55eb61e4650b26d7df2a19/tumblr_mn40xd9oOe1qm5fnfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0b93ae707bd2bd1ecd1b3aebaf7907e/tumblr_mn40xd9oOe1qm5fnfo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51036193759http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51036193759Tue, 21 May 2013 20:45:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf85744e0a6a1e951b6ec62d0405e17f/tumblr_mn4ds4tdzX1rozfx7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51036133898http://nectarinemoans.tumblr.com/post/51036133898Tue, 21 May 2013 20:44:20 -0500